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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2446 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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