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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 887 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!