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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3969 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!