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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9355 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 78 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!