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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4428 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
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so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!