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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 310 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.