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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5372 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1073 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
