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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5953 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 139420 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.