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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6739 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.