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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1676 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 435 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.