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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 205 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.