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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6273 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
