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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2394 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Jess, the self-proclaimed genius, shocked us all with her unique perspectives on life. From thinking Europe is no longer a thing to believing that having unprotected sex while pregnant will give you twins, she’s a real gem. And let’s not forget her belief that north is up and cars don’t need to be locked because, well, keys exist for a reason!
But the real kicker was when she decided to give medical advice to someone undergoing fertility treatments. According to Jess, all you need to do is eat right to “repair” yourself. Who needs doctors when you have Jess, right?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from Jess’s unique wisdom. Just don’t forget to buckle up, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
