| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2907 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8469 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8392 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5102 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9934 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9336 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 148 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 482 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 480 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 364 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3203 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1939 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9183 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 182832 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4235 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9151 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 142 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5373 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6785 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 51 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9477 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 167 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7868 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4737 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 9234 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Votes: | 444 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2698 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8952 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
