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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 287 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8426 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 9123 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!