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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3414 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!