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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2066 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 216 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!