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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8486 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!