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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5263 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!