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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8244 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 610163 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
