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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 548 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4545 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
