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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5487 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
