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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8709 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4477 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
