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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8670 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 187 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
