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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7102 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 469 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
