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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2301 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 |
| Farms Harvested: | 919 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 289 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
