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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9230 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
