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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1463 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Ores Mined: | 9899 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 718620 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.