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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2879 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1532 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
