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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3721 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
