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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8806 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 188 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
