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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6986 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 168 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
