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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3129 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 81 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
