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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4239 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
