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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2410 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.