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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8791 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
