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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8472 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2610 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 30 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
