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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6901 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Ores Mined: | 2092 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.