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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6439 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
