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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3046 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
