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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4941 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4348 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
