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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 636 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.