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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5073 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 164 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 557 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.