🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1574 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
