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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1759 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.