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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9324 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1488 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.