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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9458 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3329 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.