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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1119 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.