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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 965 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.