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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1444 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.